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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.




1.) Your name?
Miracle: (going with original spelling) A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."

Hmhm... I want to post the third definition because it made me laugh really hard.

To defecate. To shit.
Sorry I stunk up your bathroom. I just had a huge miracle.
2.) Your age?
14: A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.

Ah. So I am a Nazi. Good to know. The other definitions...

The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.

Also good to know.
3.) One of your friends?
Lianne: lianne isn't defined yet

Oh no! My best friend doesn't exist in the dictionary! D:< What is wrong with America?!

Sarah: a sexy little creauture!

Ooh, Sarah! You are sexy! In fact, I might call you up just to tell you that! And then you'd be really creeped out, and then you... might... stop talking to me... nevermind.
4.) What should you be doing?
Algebra: 1. an exotic form of torture. see also geometry.
2. the art of figuring what "y" equals when "x" equals 10 through confusing formulas such ast y=12x^2-563x+1/4
3. a method of making high school math teachers feel important.

I totally knew all that.

Algebra is a topic that was created thousands of years ago for the sole purpose of pissing high school students off.

This be true.

Something you need to know to make planes that fly. If you do not know this, you cannot make planes that fly.

This is why algebra is a waste of time for me! D:< I do not need to know how to make planes fly!!!
5.) Favorite color?
Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

DUDE! So that must be what creates the ultimate drug trip!
(For those who do not know this, the ultimate drug trip is obviously a cross between I Am The Walrus and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Duh.)
6.) Birthplace?
Ohio: The 17th state of the United States -- in 1803. Contains 13,000,000 people and its chief cities are Cleveland, Cincinnati, and the capital of Columbus. Ohio is known for being the home of the Wright Brothers, the first man in space, more presidents than any other state, and Generals William T. Sherman and U.S. Grant. Also home of the champion OSU Buckeyes. Unlike what others may tell you, there are larger hellholes in the universe. Ohio has a lot to offer and is a decent place full of decent people.

Psh. Nerd.
7.) Month of your birth?
July: A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

....

I am most certainly NOT hot. So maybe I wasn't really born in July...
8.) Last person you talked to?
Lianne, but she's not in the dictionary. So, before that...
Phil: To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

HA! TAKE THAT, PHIL, YOU MIND-RAPIST, YOU!
9.) One of your nicknames?
Mira: a fren that you can always count on for a fun girls nite out and who will drag you to go clubbing with her even u only had "an arm and leg". and she will always talk about "boys"

O-kay... not gonna comment on that one... *cough*notevenclose*cough*


Kaykay, that was fun. Someone steal it from me!